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Guns don't kill people, they just make it easier.
Why do bachelors like smart women?
Opposites attract.
A woman goes into a pharmacy, and walks down the
aisle. Halfway down the aisle, she calls to the
cashier,"Excuse me, do you have any batteries?"
Unable to hear, the man signals the woman with
his finger to come closer. He says, "Could you
just come this way?"
The woman laughs and tells the man, "If I
could cum that way I wouldn't need batteries."
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her
first name was Always.
Why do they put magnetic bumpers on Fords?
Answer: To pick up the parts that fall off
Warning:
Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
Men are like......Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.
الإثنين 15 مايو - 11:57
