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 | موضوع: Stupid Questions With Smart Answers  السبت 20 مايو - 10:45 | |
| BOY : May I hold your hand
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me
BOY : You love me
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve
BOY : I love you and I could die for you
GIRL : How soon
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there
MAN : You remind me of the sea
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting
MAN : NO, because you make me sick
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly
Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday
Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I beshowing
Student : "Brotherly love
Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on thesame day and at the same time
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الإثنين 15 مايو - 11:57
